Which book are you?

A quiz? Who needs it? Beats me. But a Which Book Are You Quiz? OK, I'll play. This one I found startlingly eerie. Why? Well, it just happens to be one of my favourite novels of the 20th century. Other than that? The instruction at the end to stick to bottled water, or else. Which is what I do, because the other stuff nearly did. The first part? Currently Under Consideration...
You're Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.
Book Quiz