Infidel pup, may the very seas reach up and pluck you from your laptop and caste you upon an unforgiving shore where tofu is made of rock, marmite jets from the earth in scalding geysers, leaden hobnobs rain upon your heathen head, giant Labradors lie on your bed - dreaming of squirrels uncaught -the only emails you recieve are, er, spam (may the prophet forgive me)and so on etc et al yadyada.
Infidel pup, may the very seas reach up and pluck you from your laptop and caste you upon an unforgiving shore where tofu is made of rock, marmite jets from the earth in scalding geysers, leaden hobnobs rain upon your heathen head, giant Labradors lie on your bed - dreaming of squirrels uncaught -the only emails you recieve are, er, spam (may the prophet forgive me)and so on etc et al yadyada.
ReplyDeleteDear el sid,
ReplyDeleteYr comment, purloined, unless I am mistaken, from the misbegotten loins of the mule offspring of The Protocols of the Subastral of Wagster. Yes?
Rest assured, such incoming chucklesome Scuds much appreciated.
Thank you!
I remain,
Un repentant. And unrepentant. As well.